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Benji Quotes: "Hold on. You can make fun of me when I'm done making my point." -Benji "Nobody would care about us if it wasn't for the kids. We know this." "It's a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." - Benji (on how the band met) "Hey, guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad!" - Benji "Life is Benji, the rest is just details. Benji is life." - Benji Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band? Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head. "Uh, my names Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book." - Benji "Hold up, we were just singing this song about how poor we were when his cell phone rings!" - Benji "They call me Benj; they call him Joel." - Benji "Eyeliner! Always comes in handy" - Benji "This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'" - Benji "I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants... but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next me." - Benji "If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail." - Benji "We're just kinda the awkward guys who play music." - Benji "I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic." - Benji "Look! There's JOEL! There's... the other one!" - Benji "We like to go to shopping malls and harrass people." - Benji "When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude... dude... I told you not to wear my socks, dude... You know I like my socks... Benji... Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh.. Ohh do you have to go there? Dude... dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?''I don't care.. are those my boxers? DUDE!" - Benji (on fighting with Joel) "Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit... Yeah, who's laughing now?? Huh??" - Benji "I haven't taken a shower in 4 days, I guess that makes me more punk." - Benji "I'm agoraphobic... I just want someone to love me." - Benji "I always got caught. One time, I actually got spanked for something Joel did." - Benji "To have a good influence on the world and kids. Stay true to God and my family and make the world a better place, plant a flower and paint a horse, to pick up trash and then light everything on fire." - Benji (on his life goals) "She's so punk-y!" - Benji (on Avril Lavigne but heavy on the sarcasm) "Hooked on Phonics worked for me!" - Benji "We actually grew up Amish." - Benji "I have to go do MY nails now!" - Benji Joel Quotes "Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst." "This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( Describing Motivation Proclamation.) "It's ourself and it's titled by us." "Weve been together since the womb. We met in the womb." (Joel to Benji.) "Let me put on my leather pants and open my shirt." "Hold your head up, it'll get better." "I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was." "Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be." "We love you all..." Joel: "This song is about quitting school, quitting work, quitting everything and starting a band. A punk rock band, a ska band, any kind of band. But what do you gotta do if you wanna start a boyband?" Crowd: "You gotta kill one of the ones already out there!" Joel: "That's right, because you gotta get in the rotation." "It was the same thing, we stood in a room and picked! 'We want that guy!'" (Singing Seasons) "Walking all along the...grass, ya told me...ah y'all I forgot the words..." "Yeah, I hurt my finger, does anyone have a Band-Aid?" "Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band." "I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was." "We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious musicians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band." "People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy." "You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..." "Okay, now who stole my wallet?" "It's got to be hard to be a punk in colorado. There's no air." "He's like a little brother to us all.We like to pick on him,all of us you know." (Joel talking about Billy) Billy Quotes "We were all definitely not your sports or jock type of kids, and it's ['Little Things'] just about our personal experiences in high school" -Billy "I'm scared of cops." - Billy "It's about being down, being the underdog." - Billy (on "Motivation Proclamation") "I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things." - Billy "I'm really into girls that try to be a little different from everybody else but are very classy at the same time." - Billy "As far as favorite foods go, I'm a vegetarian. If I had to choose a favorite food, it would be peanut butter." - Billy "I don't dislike too many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance for really fake people either. Another thing I hate is when St. Paul touches my... Never mind, I'm actually pretty content with everything." - Billy Paul Quotes *pen dies* Girl: It died *pen starts to work Paul: (In a creepo monk little voice) It came back to liiiiiife Paul: Is this a fashions talk? Interviewer: No. sorry (Talking about tattoo's) "Watch out, I might have rabies." - Paul "Billy drives like an old grandma." - Paul "Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?" - Paul "You don't have to be athletically inclined to write down basketball scores." - Paul "Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad." - Paul "People always ask me for a "Paul Hug"... What the HECK is that?" - Paul Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do? Paul: I'd be a farmer. "Do we even play music?" - Paul "You're what? S-s-s-sorry?" - Paul "I went from band member to extra like that. Story of my life." - Paul "Practicing my moves!" - Paul Chris Quotes Girl: Will you sign my chest? Chris: Are you sure? Girl: *nods* Go for it Chris: *signs* That looks awful!